Not Enough Saliva

Last night, I was watching the series LOST on AXN with my son, the story came to the part where Jack the doctor and Sayyid the ex Iraqi Republican Guard believed this guy Sawyer has the inhalers critical for the ashmatic girl Shannon, and that failing to reason with Sawyer to give up the inhalers, they have finally resort to force him..

TV Screen - Sawyer got tied to a tree, Jack made a last attempt to reason with Sawyer. Sawyer refused. Sayyid proceed to torture Sawyer by inserting bamboo reeds into his nails..*Horrible*...Sawyer was screaming in pain, Jack couldn't bear it and stopped Sayyid. Sayyid pulled out his knife and threatened to cut out Sawyer's eye if he don't tell where the inhalers are... Finally Sawyer agreed to tell but only to the woman, Kate. Jack and Sayyid left Kate alone with Sawyer still tied to the tree. Kate asked Sawyer where the inhalers are...Sawyer asked Kate for a Kiss before he tells her.

Juarez : "Yau Mou Kau Cho???!!! (What the heck???) He got tied up and tortured, and of all things he asked for a KISS???!!! What's wrong with him??? He don't have enough Saliva ar??!!""

Me - ROTFLMAO with LUITA....

TV Screen - Kate kissed Sawyer (saw Sawyer's tongue)..

Juarez : "Nah, nah...eeesshh... transfering Saliva!!!"

Me - In stitches....wiping tears from eyes///

TV Screen - Sawyer," I don't have the inhalers." Kate, "What?", slapped Sawyer hard..

Juarez : "WHAT???!!! Cheee sinnnnnn (Crazy!!!)" shake head from side to side...